"This is why you can’t trust women! They’re so good at makeup and wear it to fool guys into thinking they’re hot!"
shit. girls he’s on to us *washes off makeup to reveal lizard face and climbs up a wall* we will return with a new disguise. soon the power of earthly men will fall
Playground of the damned
is it bad i would totally want my future kids to have this
We can make it out of anyone who objects
yourzombiepinup asked: Is it possible to romantically attached to a smell? Haha kinda like your SO's cologne? Well, since Zach is an AM, the smell of jet fuel is the only thing I ever smell on him, and in a weird way, it's ccomforting catch a whiff when he's not around...
Yes!! It is possible!!! Cologne, their body wash, the shaving cream they use, and I guess fuel in your case! :p I love the way Alex’s ABUs smell…. or any of his clothes for that matter lol. Each person has their own individual scent, even without perfume/cologne, body wash, or anything like that, and I’m addicted to his smell. It’s probably the same thig for you! :p
people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
being accused of being in the illuminati is the ultimate goal
If you can’t reblog this…
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