Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money
Do you ever realize you ARE and adult and you have no money
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites